some Easter humour

When it comes to chivalry few people can hold a yardstick against toff cunt Osborne. The Daily Mirror picks up the alleged incident: Natalie, 49, says super-rich William Sinclair – once a close friend of Mr Osborne – flew into a rage after catching her playfully licking the future politician’s ear on a sofa at her flat…She writes in an explosive new book published recently: “They started tussling with each other. As I leapt out of the way the sofa tipped over and they rolled out on to the floor, still fighting.” http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/natalie-rowe-george-osborne-i-2471808 The posh fucker demonstrated his bad taste and also daring when he played naughty with 90s raunch-pot Geri Haliwell: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2043995/Geri-Osborne-naughty-ice-cube-game-The-saucy-antics-lively-wedding-breakfast.html

For sheer sex appeal few people can outdo posh nob Bojo: http://cyberboris.wordpress.com/2013/09/29/massive-survey-proves-boris-johnson-is-the-politician-women-would-most-like-to-get-their-hands-on/ But competition is not strong. DC for example let it all hang out on the beach last year: http://news.uk.msn.com/in-pictures/david-cameron-on-holiday-in-pictures

Everyone knows though that one thing Tories love is a firm whipping. That’s presumably what Georgie needed back in the early 1990s. Here’s a snippet from Nancy Rowe again in the Mirror: “It’s time the truth was told about some of the men who could end up running the country. Men who have been on all fours before me, crying like babies, taking massive  amounts of drugs as I whip them senseless” http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/tory-scandal-vice-madam-to-name-389053#ixzz2zQZelht9

The dirty dirty bastards.

Such a shame the fuckers no longer have their Black Book : “It seems the Conservative Party has been keeping documentary evidence of Tory MPs’ indiscretions, crimes and bad behaviour in a “black book” (actually a blue folder), but this has now been destroyed for fear that the Party might be forced to reveal its contents under the Freedom of Information Act. The information in the “book”, which was destroyed a little more than four years ago as the Tories prepared for the 2010 general election, was used by party whips – its official title was “Whips’ Notes” – if they needed to persuade a colleague to support legislation they opposed, or a minister under fire.”http://mikesivier.wordpress.com/2014/04/14/tories-and-scandal-go-together-like-a-horse-and-carriage/ But its not just Tories who are sleazy. Politicians of all parties love a bit of it, they’ve always done it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_scandals_in_the_United_Kingdom

But if someone said to me, which Tory would you like to whip first, its got to be punitive joker Chris Grayling. The dirty bastard has a thing about gay people: http://iaindale.blogspot.co.uk/2010/04/why-i-have-to-disagree-with-chris.html Sex offenders need special treatment from him: http://www.expressandstar.com/news/2013/11/04/justice-secretary-chris-grayling-hmp-oakwood-is-first-class/ Punishment is the evil cunt’s natural forte, but its getting a bit heavy. Let’s lighten this with a bit of Mockney, the patronising language of a toff pretending to be ordinary. Here’s the bastard Osborne talking at Morrisons in 2013 about the benefits system: “…Briddish people badly wannit fixed. We created a system that encouraged people to stay outta work rather than find a job. We’re buildin’ a benefits system that means ya always bedda off in work.” http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/georgeosborne/9966717/Mockney-George-Osborne-backs-the-Briddish-who-wanna-work.html

The bastard was at it again in March 2014 when he was laughing and joking with staff at the Royal Mint at Llantrisant, South Wales, where the cunt examined a new pound coin and declared “I think it’s gonna be great, innit?”: http://www.itv.com/news/2014-03-25/osborne-on-new-pound-coin-its-gonna-be-great-innit/

Mockney is used to a greater extent by the chef bastard Jamie Oliver who has £150 million. Here’s a bit of Oliver drivel: “I meet people who say, ‘You don’t understand what it’s like.’ I just want to hug them and teleport them to the Sicilian street cleaner who has 25 mussels, 10 cherry tomatoes, and a packet of spaghetti for 60 pence, and knocks out the most amazing pasta”http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/10266648/Jamie-Oliver-sparks-poverty-row-after-he-attacks-families-for-eating-junk-food-and-buying-expensive-TV-sets.html Fuck off with your “pukka panzanella”, fucking helmet.

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some Easter humour

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